Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Haunted Dollhouse Mishaps featuring Youmu

5 days after the battle at Bahva-Agra
It’s a dark night at the Forest of Magic. The snow is now gone, the trees are returning to life, but the cold air suggest spring is not yet. Two figures lurk about the outside of Alice’s house, trying their best to make no noise as they slowly approach the house... however, failing miserably in doing so. There is a loud bang, and a voice says “ouch! That was my foot!” Another voice says “Youmu, keep quiet!” Youmu whispers back “I’m sorry Yuyuko-sama. That hurt!” Yuyuko whispers back “well next time wear your shoes.” Youmu quickly replies “you told me not to come with shoes!” Yuyuko ignores her, then heads to the door. She places her hand near the doorknob, then quickly backs it away, then says “ok, this is where you come in, Youmu. Are you wearing your shoes?” Youmu angrily replies “we just went through this!” Yuyuko smiles whimsically and says “good. Now go in through the window and open this door.” Youmu stands straight and quickly bows her head, then moves like a blur to the closest window. Effortlessly, she opens the window and jumps inside like a blur, and taking the advantage for not wearing shoes, she calmly walks to the door. Yuyuko waits by the other side when Youmu whispers “I’m opening the door now.” Yuyuko rubs her hands with expectation while the doorknob starts to rattle, then suddenly Youmu screams out loud, accompanied by various smacking sounds, a loud thud, and finally a solid thwack. The door violently opens and out comes Youmu spinning in the air and screaming as her body impacts solidly on the ground. The doorknob sticks out a large golden tongue, then the door closes up. Yuyuko sighs and says “so close.” She casually walks to Youmu and stares at her gardener as she lies on the ground, looking like a mangled corpse, then says “you touched the seal.” Annoyed, a little dazed and in pain, Youmu looks up with her eyes and says “the door beat me up!” Yuyuko taps Youmu’s head with her closed fan and says “stop lying to me.” Youmu completely recovers, springs to her feet, then desperately shouts “no, it’s true! That door is vicious! It waited for me. Told me he’d take me on a date and confused me and...” Yuyuko opens her fan on Youmu’s face, quieting down her gardener, then says “look, I know the house is scary, but we HAVE to get those two souls back. Now I don’t want any more excuses, Youmu... Youmu?” Yuyuko looks up and finds Youmu trapped inside a black thunder cloud, waving her arms, screaming her head off and calling for help as she is taken away, high to the night sky. Yuyuko sighs and says “honestly, that girl should stop toying around so much.” From inside the house, a pair of bright red eyes stare through the window at the top of the house’s tower, a crescent smile expanding under the eyes.

In the morning, Alice wakes up with a stretch and a long yawn, and Hourai looking inside her mouth while she does. Alice closes her mouth, and Hourai pulls away just in time, then says “mama’s teeth are so white.” Alice stares at Hourai for a moment after that, then pats her head with a slightly annoyed smile and says “good morning to you too, Hourai.” Hourai smile and happily closes her eyes as she bows her head slightly, then Shanghai says “good morning, mama. We have a visitor...” Shanghai points out the window, and sounding a little concerned she says “she’s out there.” Alice approaches the window, curiously whispering “a visitor, huh? Who could it be?” Alice’s face turns blue after she looks out her window and is greeted by a whimsical voice that says “oh hello~ Good morning there. Hope you don’t mind that I borrowed some of your clothes.” Alice’s face fills with anger when she looks behind herself and notices her clothes drawer is gone. She shouts “what the hell!?” then turns to the window and continues “you ancient ghost! You better be FAR AWAY from here by the time I reach my door!” From outside, wearing one of Alice’s outfits, Yuyuko says “sure. I’ll leave as soon as you return those souls to me.” In a rage, unable to change her clothes, and feeling on high tension, worried for Shanghai and Hourai, Alice rushes outside, wearing a pink sleeping gown, and accompanied by a large number of her regular dolls, and after skidding right in front of her door she shouts “alright! If you want a beating so badly I’ll gladly... eh?” Near the trees, wearing only her underwear, Yuyuko holds a fencing sword and battles against a headless knight, both letting out some battle cries as Yuyuko pushes the headless knight back to the forest. Alice stares dumbfounded for a moment, but she almost shines with excitement and says “well, works for me! Come on, let’s bring this inside. Oh, and find a stick long enough to pick the clothes she was wearing.” While the dolls work in unison to lift Alice’s heavy drawer and bring it back inside, Hourai and Shanghai carry a 5 foot stick with the clothes Yuyuko was wearing before.

That afternoon, Alice heads to the door, carrying a small basket with her, but when she touches the doorknob, she feels it wobbling, so she curiously stops and checks it. After inspecting it completely, she shrugs, unable to find anything wrong with it, so she turns it, then the door opens itself up very violently, flinging Alice away back to her kitchen, where there is a loud and unsettling crash, followed by some clangs and Alice’s painful moaning. From the door comes Youmu, looking both a little surprised and impressed for some reason, while Yuyuko pushes her way through, giggling happily as she heads down the house’s corridor. Halfway through the corridor, Shanghai is floating there, casually staring back at Yuyuko, who raises her hand and waves her fingers while smiling and still giggling. The ghost princess reaches for the doll, then a silver washtub falls on her head, and a black hole opens just under her feet. Youmu rushes in, looking preoccupied as she looks around for Yuyuko. She takes a bit of breath to address to Shanghai, but from the room beside them some chains rattle, comes a high-pitched moan, and when Youmu looks to her right she sees a white ghost with no legs dragging around heavy silver chains and moaning loudly as it heads straight to her. Youmu’s face turns almost transparent, and she and her ghost half run as fast as they can away from the house, Youmu screaming and crying as she runs, then the entry door closes up. On the corridor, Shanghai pulls the white sheet, revealing Hourai, dragging some heavy-looking chains from one room to another underneath it, completely unaware of what just happened. At the Garden of The Sun, Yuyuko flies away as fast as she can while being followed by Yuka, Elly and a curious-looking Kurumi.

That night, Yuyuko approaches Alice’s house with a more determined look in her face, replacing her usual whimsical expression. From behind her, sounding tired, Youmu says “Yuyu-sama, why don’t we just forget about those dolls? I mean, there are plenty of souls back at the Netherworld already. Can’t we just...?” Before she can finish, Yuyuko angrily turns around and says “Youmu, I don’t want to hear another peep out of you! We are getting those souls back, and that is all there is to it! Understood?” Youmu sighs and sadly says “understood...” Yuyuko turns around and her face changes to her usual whimsical face, then calls “yoo-hoo~ Miss Alice~!” From the window inside the house, Alice glares toward the ghost princess and shouts “go~... away~!” Yuyuko quickly says “but I got something that really might interest you!” With her hands, she points right behind her, revealing Youmu, inside a large silk cocoon disguise, looking both embarrassed and annoyed, then says “I found all this silk and thought you might want it, so why don’t you come out and claim this marvelous gift I brought you?” From the window, Alice shouts “how stupid do you think I am? I can clearly see your gardener inside that RIDICULOUS disguise from here!” Yuyuko covers her face with her fan while whispering “Youmu, turn around!”, then uncovers her face again after Youmu turns around, and smiles as she says “what are you talking about? All that there is here is me and this amazingly large cocoon with so much silk on it, you’ll never need to look for silk again... you know... for your little dolls’ dresses.” When she looks to the house again, Alice is gone from the window. She pouts, puffs her cheeks, then says “I guess she’s smarter than she looks.” From the left come Reimu and Remilia, both inside a giant water monster, spinning inside its large belly and screaming their heads off, Rika chasing after the monster and shouting “please, give me back my lady, you mean monster!” As they disappear into the trees, the monster gurgles and Remilia shouts “save me too, dammit~!” Yuyuko face palms while sighing, then says “so any ideas, Youmu...? Youmu?” When Yuyuko turns around, the cocoon disguise is ripped in half, and Youmu is flying away, flapping a pair of beautiful butterfly wings that have grown on her back. Yuyuko stares while a large sweat drop falls from the back of her head, letting out a soft “oh~...”

The next morning, Alice steps out of her house, looking bright and full of life as she merrily looks around, and after taking a deep breath the ground underneath her crumbles, Alice yelps, then the top of the hole she is in gets covered by a grid made entirely of death butterflies. Yuyuko comes to view, and with a whimsical smile on her face and waves her fingers at Alice, then walks into the house. Alice’s face turns red with rage while she growls loudly, but after realizing there is no way for her to escape, she sighs and sits down while sadly looking toward the blocked exit. Inside the house, Shanghai is cleaning the kitchen table with a white cloth when Yuyuko approaches her and stares with a happy, whimsical smile, and right after she’s noticed, she grabs hold of Shanghai with one hand, then prepares to touch the little nervous doll’s forehead with her other hand, however, Hourai accidentally lets a large metal pot slip to the air and lands straight on to Yuyuko’s head. She releases Shanghai on reflex, then both dolls fly to the ceiling, where there’s a green colored charm to protect them. Yuyuko stares from below, showing great resolve on her face, and regardless of the charm, she intends to take the two dolls. From the hole, Alice can hear crashing, smashing and some harp strings being played from her house, making her feel more desperate. She flies to the death butterflies, hoping to be able to do something, however when she gets too close, one of the butterflies releases a thick blue beam while another releases a large blue orb that knock Alice back down. Feeling desperate, Alice gets up and is determined to try again, however she hears a “pst”, then looks to her left. Mima, wearing sunglasses and a brown cloak that doesn’t cover her head too well, smirks at Alice while rubbing her fingers together, then points up to the exit. Alice stares determinedly toward Mima, then nods. Back inside the house, Yuyuko ignores the pain as the charm shocks her entire body, however, she is inches away from reaching the dolls, so Hourai kicks the tip of Yuyuko’s middle fingers as hard as she can, making Yuyuko flinch and pull her hands back, then falls to the table below, breaking it in the process. Yuyuko gets up, struggling with the pain in her back, then glares up at the dolls, who smile and wave their little hands at her. She’s about to fly up, but Alice grabs her shoulder while smiling with murderous intent, and after half an hour of thwacks, bumps, crashes, crunches, and screaming, Alice comes out, looking happy and very satisfied while taking out a large black garbage bag she places next to some other burnable garbage bags. Inside the house’s kitchen, Alice, Shanghai, Hourai and Yuyuko enjoy a happy morning of tea-drinking and snacking on a brand new kitchen table.

Later that day, Youmu sneaks around the outside of the house, looking inside through the windows and whispering “they’re out. I just need to enter and do what Yuyu-sama told me...” She finds an open window at the back of the house, whispering “bingo” then gets inside immediately. She walks inside the house and says to herself “alright, now I have to place the spell charms over the floor and walls, then...” From behind her she hears a whisper, making her shake as her face turns blue. She turns around and holds her short sword by its sheathe and nervously asks “who-wh-wh-who’s.. there?” She looks around the house but finds nobody or nothing that could talk back... that is, until she looks at the door and angrily says “YOU~!” An ominous aura surrounds the door as a long whisper reaches the trembling gardener. Youmu unsheathes both her swords and stances ready, then points at the door and says “yo-you can’t trick me again! I’ll cut you to pieces and use the lumber to make my NEXT practice dummies! HAYA~~!” From outside the house, loud crashes and bumps echo through the clearing, then suddenly the door opens... but nothing happens. From outside, away from the house and under the shade of the trees, Yuyuko stares toward the door and asks herself “did she finish already?” Youmu is magically dragged outside the house, her body gets lifted, and her bottom raised against the door. Yuyuko winces when the door suddenly shuts itself hard, smacking Youmu’s seat, and sending her flying straight toward a dark lighting cloud, where she is continually shocked as she is lifted away toward the sky. Yuyuko sweats and thinks “still no progress.”

It’s dark, and after various other attempts, Yuyuko and Youmu finally managed to enter the house, and now have turned it into a run-down haunted manor. When Alice finally arrives home with Shanghai and Hourai sleeping on her shoulders, she gasps and shouts “WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE~~!?!?!” Shanghai and Hourai slowly wake up, rubbing their eyes while moaning, then Shanghai asks “mm. Mama, what’s wrong?” When they dolls look at the house, Hourai sighs and says “we’re still drunk.” Alice angrily replies “not now, not now!” Alice opens the creaky door and peeks inside, whispering “seems clear girls. Come on in.” Alice enters the haunted house, shortly followed by the two frightened dolls. Alice sighs and comments “this is one heck of a spell... Well, at least it’s not as bad as I thought.” There are a couple of thuds coming from the rooms, and Shanghai and Hourai immediately fly behind Alice, trembling with fright, then Shanghai, her eyes turned into little white dots and her nose dripping, asks “mama, what is that?” Alice bravely pulls a spell card from her capelet and says “it might be that ghost princess again. Shanghai, Hourai, stay close to me.” Alice slowly walks toward the source of the thumping, now accompanied by some moans that echo around, the floor below her creaks and crunches, a cold chill surrounds the magician and her two dolls as well. They walk to the door that leads to Alice’s work tower, where the sounds get stronger, then Alice whisper “whatever happens to me, you two keep away from that ghost.” The dolls nod, then Alice kicks the door hard, looking aggravated while shouting “I’m getting TIRED of you.... EEEEHH!?” Alice, Shanghai and Hourai blush tomato red when they find Yuyuko lying on top of Youmu, both tied up together in a very suggestive way. Alice shivers and looks away, then angrily asks “you-you shameless, perverted ghosts, what the HELL are you doing there!?” Youmu panics and quickly says “no! It’s not like that! Please, just untie us!!!” Yuyuko giggles and with a whimsical smile she says “but Youmu, I thought you were enjoying this!” Alice stretches her neck along with her two dolls as their eyes hide under their blushing cheeks, then suddenly shouts “Doll Lemming’s Paradise!” About 50 dolls jump out of nowhere and walk straight toward the two screaming ghosts, then all the dolls explode violently at the same time, sending the two ghosts, still tied up, flying to the sky, their skin and clothes burned and singed. After a few hours, still tied up together in the forest, Yuyuko smiles and says “Youmu... I really need to use the bathroom now.” Youmu panics and shouts “WAIT! JUST HOLD ON A MINUTE!” A little lone doll comes walking from the bushes and heads straight to the two tied ghosts, Youmu panicking and trying to jump around and break free, while Yuyuko complains “this isn’t helping, Youmu! I’m going to explode!” Youmu shouts “You’re a big girl! HOLD IT IN!” While Youmu screams and Yuyuko tries to hold it in, the little doll walks casually toward them... then releases them from their bonds by pulling a single string around their shoulders. Youmu looks surprised at the smiling doll, then says “th-thank you.” From the bushes come Yuki, who grabs the little doll and shakes it around while shouting “oh my gosh, this doll is so CUTE~! Alice must have made it! She makes the CUTEST dolls ev...er?” The doll glows brightly, then explodes with such force, Youmu and Yuyuko are sent flying again. Youmu sighs and says “well, at least we can take you to a bathroom now.” Smiling whimsically, Yuyuko says “funny thing, I don’t need one anymore.” Youmu twitches as she stares at Yuyuko while a shadow covers her eyes. Down at the forest, Yuki lies on the ground, burned to a crisp and coughing out black clouds, still holding on to the doll’s remains.

The next morning, Alice finishes restoring her house to its normal state, and looking tired and exhausted, her eyes baggy and dark around the lower lids, she moans and says “uu- Finally. Stupid ghosts. They really made a mess.” Shanghai smiles and says “good thing it was just magical, right ma...ma!” Shanghai falls asleep while talking to Alice and almost falls to the ground, however Alice manages to grab her in time, then picks up the sleeping Hourai from the cupboard and in a motherly tone she says “rest my little angels. You were great help.” Regardless of the hour, Alice prepares herself to sleep, while Yuyuko roams outside the house with a determined look on her face and saying “I’m not leaving without those souls. They belong back home in the gardens!” She looks around and whispers “she’s probably tired, so I’ll just wait for her to go back to sleep, and...” When Yuyuko looks in front of her, the sleepy Alice stands right next to her, and without hesitation, she places a red and yellow amulet on the ghost’s forehead, then says “you should rest too.” While Yuyuko’s body vanishes from sight, Yuyuko threateningly says “I’ll be back before you know what hit you~!” Right after Yuyuko disappears, Alice turns around to enter her home, but it quickly swept away by a dark raincloud, making her scream as she is dragged to the sky and getting wet form the rain.

That afternoon, while going through the Forest of Magic, Yuyuko hears a chirp and stops on her tracks, and looking very serious she says “you better not even try it, or I’ll be taking your soul home instead.” The chirps sound furious, accompanied by rapid flapping of wings, then Yuyuko turns around and looking angry she says “if that’s how you want to play, then I’ll play. Just know that I did give you fair warning.” Yuyuko pulls a spell card from her kimono, then suddenly comes the Rabid Karate Night Sparrow and takes the card away before she can declare her spell, then chirps loudly, activating the spell card. While the spell activates, Yuyuko glares back at the little sparrow and aggravated she says “ooh, you are a nuisance.” Around the RKNS, a circle of yellow and pink death butterflies forms up, all striking hard on Yuyuko and sending her flying, and while she does, the RKNS follows her and takes pictures while lifting her skirt a little. After that, a small bubble with Reimu inside, drinking tea, says “that was Yuyuko’s- KYAH!” Reimu is pushed outside of the circle by a blushing Youmu, who clears her throat, then says “that was Yuyu-sama’s Everlasting Nap In Dreamland, and now you even took those pictures! I want them in my hands this instant, you pervert!” The little sparrow chirps furiously, then Youmu angrily replies “I would like to see you TRY! Besides, I wear long bloomers! There’s no WAY you’ll get embarrassing...” The RKNS enters the little bubble and flies fast around Youmu, ripping off her bloomers and her skirt, revealing Youmu is wearing gym shorts underneath, then starts taking pictures. Youmu’s face turns bright red, her eyes hide under a dark shadow, then she runs away with her arms in the air and cries “Yuyu-sama~! This bird is mean~!” The little sparrow exits the circle after Youmu leaves to the background, then grabs Reimu from the ground and tosses her back in, sending the little circle away, then flying away and chirping victoriously afterward.

That night, Yuyuko watches from a distance as Alice and her dolls go to bed after dinner, even though they had slept all day. She smiles and says “now’s my chance!” After all the lights turn off, Yuyuko stealthily approaches the house, then right in front of her, from high above the clouds, falls a two door cabinet. Yuyuko stares curiously at it and says “oh my, what a lovely piece of furniture. And from the heavens too.” She gently passes her hand around it while covering her face with her fan and inspects it thoroughly, then closes her fan and lightly taps the cabinet with it and says “I think I like it. Youmu, come here for a second.” Almost instantly, Youmu appears next to Yuyuko and asks “what is it Yuyuko-sama?” Yuyuko smiles whimsically while standing next to the mysterious cabinet, then Youmu sighs and says “alright, I’ll get it home.” Before Youmu can touch it, the cabinet jumps in place one to which Youmu points at it and says “there’s something inside.” Whimsically, Yuyuko says “oh my. Then open it and check it out.” Youmu hesitates for a moment, but nods and approaches the jumping cabinet. She slowly reaches for the doors and grabs the handles. Yuyuko impatiently says “go on already!” Youmu replies “ok, ok, I’m sorry.” Youmu opens the doors and out bursts Yuyuko, who lands on Youmu’s belly, pinning her on the floor, crying and shouting “Youmu, you IDIOT! I’ve been stuck there for HOURS, calling out for you and banging on those steel gates! What were you doing all this time!?” Youmu stares back completely in shock and dumbfounded, and before she can answer Yuyuko says “aw, never mind *sob* just take me home!” Yuyuko gets off from Youmu’s abdomen, then flies away home. Youmu looks at the cabinet, and beside it is Mai, who flaps her small angel wings and casually says “it’s better if you don’t know.”

The next morning, after doing their laundry, Alice, Shanghai and Hourai are outside the house, hanging Alice’s clothes to dry under the beautiful sun, unaware they are being watched by Yuyuko, who has a most mischievous smile on her face, and Youmu, who stands by, looking seriously toward the two dolls. Yuyuko’s eyes glint, giving Youmu the signal to strike. Yuyuko quickly jumps out from behind the trees and shouts “HAA~!” getting Alice’s full attention. Youmu jumps from the trees and runs toward the distracted dolls as fast as she can, and when she’s inches away, a watery wave courses rapidly by, dragging Youmu away, screaming and waving her arms. Alice and the dolls turn around to see Youmu get carried away, while Yuyuko angrily sighs and face palms. She quickly realizes the dolls and Alice are completely distracted by Youmu’s little mishap, so she quickly and quietly approaches the two dolls and reaches for them, and just as she’s about to grab them, Rumia and Agava roll by, fighting over a large piece of meat, each struggling hard against the other and rolling all around, wrapping Yuyuko between them as they continue their struggle down the forest. Alice, Shanghai and Hourai all stare at each other, then shrug and hang the last of the shirts, then suddenly, the floor under Alice and Hourai flips, and after it stops, Keine, the history teacher of the village, stands awestruck in front of Alice’s laundry, looking around and constantly saying “huh? Huh?” Shanghai sighs, then casually flies back inside the house.

That afternoon, Yuyuko and Youmu bluntly approach the house and knock on the door. From inside, Alice shouts “go away already. I am NOT giving you my girls!” Yuyuko playfully says “I’m going to continue haunting you until you returns those souls to me~!” From inside, sounding dangerously playful, Alice replies “oh-ho-ho~! Why don’t you come over here and say that to my FACE!? Whoops, I forgot! You can’t enter because of the CHARMS!” While Alice cackles from inside, Yuyuko smiles and points at to door while facing Youmu. Youmu smirks and whispers “payback!” She slashes the door with her long sword over and over and over again, breaking it into tiny pieces. She walks in and points at Alice, but before she can speak, she sense something behind her. To her dismay, the pieces of door have come to life and are flying right next to her. Youmu’s cheeks turn blue and she suddenly finds herself crying and running away while the small pieces of door follow her and strike her body all over. Yuyuko waves her fan in front of her face and whimsically says “oh~! She wasn’t lying after all.” Yuyuko turns to Alice, then says “now... the door is gone so I can finally enter your house without problems... so.” She walks inside the house and walks toward Alice and the two dolls, then opens her mouth and quickly realizes she is in Reimu’s shrine, where Mima, Reimu and Rika stare back at her with curiosity, then Rika asks “you are... lady Yuyuko, correct? Would you like some tea?” Yuyuko looks around, then says “wait, no. I was just facing the puppeteer.” Reimu sighs, then says “look, forget about those dolls and just go home.” Yuyuko continues “but I was just there... I was there, facing her just now... How did she do that? How did I get here?” While questioning this, Yuyuko turns around and continues to wonder while flying away. After she is gone, Mima asks “you’re not telling her?” Reimu shrugs and says “she didn’t ask.” Mima laughs, then suddenly is trapped by a dark lightning cloud that shocks her as it takes her away to the sky, screaming, waving her arms and calling for help, to which Reimu completely ignores and continues to drink her tea.

At night, Yuyuko floats above Alice’s house, noticing the door has been completely rebuilt, and looking more menacing than ever. She circles about the tower and notices a small open window there and thinks “I think I can squeeze through... Might need to make some adjustments, though.” Yuyuko forces herself through the small window, having removed her clothes and hat, keeping her underwear in order to fit through the window. Once inside she thinks “now all I have to do is find those dolls and be done with it.” She makes her way to Alice’s room without making a single noise, then finds both Shanghai and Hourai sleeping side by side of Alice on the bed. She smiles and approaches the bed, then quickly takes Shanghai away. She reaches for Hourai, but Alice moves side-ways and blocks Yuyuko’s attempts. The ghost princess knows she can’t fly, or Alice, or even the dolls can sense her, so she fills herself up with determination, and slowly climbs up Alice’s bed. Slowly, she reaches for Hourai, promptly managing to grab the doll’s head, then slowly pulls her away, when suddenly, the floorboards next to Alice’s bed pop open and Yuki shouts out loud “HI ALICE~!!!” Yuyuko flinches and loses her balance while Alice jumps up to find Yuyuko right on top of her, then the ghost princess falls right on top of Alice, pinning her against her own bed. Yuki looks to the bed, blushes beet red, then shouts “WHOA~! Sorry, I saw nothing. Carry on!” and like a slithering snake, she crawls back under the floorboards. Yuyuko pushes herself up and smiles while staring at Alice, quickly realizing Shanghai and Hourai are flying around her freely. Yuyuko tries to explain, saying “erm... this is.. um...” Alice takes a better look at Yuyuko and notice’s she’s in her underwear, then blushes beet red as well. From outside Alice room, Alice can be heard shouting “you pervert princess! THIS is what you wanted all this time!?” Yuyuko says “NO! I’m after the dolls!” Alice shouts “ooh, so I’m not good enough!?” Yuyuko says “what are you talking about!?” Alice shouts “Curse Sign Shanghai Doll!!!” Yuyuko flies out the window, blasted by a wide purple beam, then from the window Alice shouts “and if you ever try something like that again, I’m sealing you in a public TOILET, you FREAK!” After a few hours pass and Alice fixes her window and goes back to sleep, Yuyuko flies up to the tower to look for the clothes she left on the roof, and while dressing up she sighs and says “I guess I can try again later... Won’t be trying THIS again, though.” Right after she puts on her kimono, a watery wave rushes by and traps Yuyuko, who shouts and waves her arms, while Yuki and Mai surf the wave, Yuki casually saying “oh look, it’s Alice’s girlfriend.” Yuyuko cries “no wait. It’s a misunderstanding~!” Inside the tower, a pair of glinting eyes and a crescent smile looks on as Yuyuko is being carried away. Inside, Keine says “see, I told you this was history gold!” Akyuu sits by the window with a wicked smile on her face and writing everything she sees, then turns to Keine and says “oh yeah. I am definitely glad I saw ALL of it.”

The next morning, exhausted and fresh out of will to fight, Yuyuko slumps back home to the Netherworld where Youmu greets her and says “welcome home Yuyuko-sama. Were you succ-?“ Yuyuko raises her hand and says “Youmu, I just want to sleep. I’ll try again some other time. Right now... I just want to rest.” When Yuyuko looks to Hakugyokurou, a large missile impacts it, exploding far and wide, and after the smoke and fire rapisdly rushes by, the RKNS is placing a foreclosure sign in front of small house that has a few round tables in front of it, all next to Hakugyokurou. Yuyuko angrily says “come on! Just because I placed my finger in the soup! I’ll have you know I am a princess! That’s a royal meal there!” The bird chirps once, then Yuyuko pouts and looks away. Youmu walks by, slips on a small puddle of water, then grabs Yuyuko’s kimono by reflex and rips it off, revealing red underwear underneath. Yuyuko shrieks and the RKNS starts taking many pictures while bleeding through his nose. Yuyuko cries “Youmu, you idiot!” while running to the ghostly shrine, and after Youmu gets up and dusts herself, she says “boy... it’s been so weird around here.” A water monster falls on top of Youmu, trapping her inside its belly and making her spin around as she scream her lungs out an calls for help that never comes.

The end.

Characters, spell cards and scenario belong to ZUN -Team Shanghai Alice-
Agava and the RKNS were created by Willie G.R.
Rika Onkamikami was created by Snapshot2010
MAR 10 2010
Written by
Willie G.R.

A/N:
Well this turned out interesting. I never thought I would actually make one for Yuyuko... at least not like this! Wow, I mean, she even went against the Rabid Karate Night Sparrow there. She was bound to lose, though. That damned bird is just too much win. Oh, and about Youmu having those gym shorts underneath her regular clothes, I got this idea from a doujin called “Gensokyo Great Sports Day ~ 200 Yojana in a Flash” by “Kuroneko1911a1”. It’s a 4koma, and it’s quite random. Ah well. Time to get busy with “Paradise Sukima” again. I am sure after all these laughs, I am ready for this next chapter... It’s a heavy one. Take care, everyone. See you next mishap, and do beware of tiny night sparrows.

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